Must have been the opposable thumbs............

From Cultural Offering comes the saga of the Gray Fox:

He also watched and listened for trouble, consisting mostly of humans, who were never hard to hear or spot as they tromped clumsily through the woods, breaking every stick they came across, whistling and jabbering and making a horrible racket.  How did humans ever catch anything in the woods, Gray Fox often wondered  How on earth did they survive with such poor creeping skills?  

We are now left to anxiously await the next installment:

But the circumstances being what they were, Gray Fox saw no other option today.  So he watched and listened and hoped the little girl would be along before the others figured out what he was up to.