First five here:
- Kids find public libraries as exciting as Abercrombie & Fitch. And they prefer the lighting.
- Mark Zuckerberg doesn't go to college but becomes a rock star. He's happier. We're happier: there is no facebook.
- Apple designs a dishwasher. Siri operated. Get those glasses done!
- Sharks dislike swimming near surfers.
- The Beatles separate, go on sabbaticals, produce their own work and then agree to produce one joint album every other year.