"There is no such thing as 'bad real estate,' there are only wrong owners."
"In an approximate way, the logic of commons has been understood for a long time, perhaps since the discovery of agriculture or the invention of private property in real estate."
"Patriotism, as I see it, is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."
-George Jean Nathan
"It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate."
"Real estate doesn't interest me. It's no doubt a great flaw in my personality, but I can't think in terms of boundaries. Those imaginary lines are as unreal to me as elves and pixies. I can't believe that they mark the end or the beginning of anything of real concern to the human soul."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own."
“I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.”
"To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper."