Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Care and feeding....................

 Here is a good way to explain federal taxes. I call it "The Care and Feeding  of the Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs."  It's so important to feed the goose - not  to abuse the goose or tear off its wings - but to feed and care for it.
What's that you say? The goose  eats too much? That's probably true. But then, don't we all eat too much?  If so,  let not one appetite accuse another.  If you step on the scales and you're ten pounds  too heavy, you've got to say, "Yes, the government and I are each about ten pounds  too heavy. Looks like we both eat too much." No question about it. Every appetite  must be disciplined - yours, mine, and the government's.  Hey, we could all go on a  diet!
My mentor, Mr. Shoaff, urged  me early on to become a happy taxpayer. Now, I must admit it took a while, but I  finally did become a happy taxpayer.  Part of this transformation occurred when I  began to understand the function of taxes and that it is right for everyone to pay  his or her fair share.
I finally decided I didn't  mind picking up my share of the tab for defense.  It's so necessary for our safety  as a country to keep the bullies away.  Some people say, "Why bother with all that  expensive equipment? They won't come over here."  Obviously, those people haven't  been reading their history books.
Others say, "We're not about  to pick up the tab for defense."  Well then, I suggest they go to a place which doesn't  offer defense as part of the package.  If one is going to enjoy the benefits, one  should pay a share.
Now, let me add this: Don't  pay more than you should.  By all means take advantage of the incentives. They were  given to you as a reward for channeling your money into areas the government thinks  helps the economy.
All I'm saying is that when  everything has been computed, all legitimate deductions have been taken, and you  reach that last line on your income tax form, whatever the amount, pay it. And pay  with happiness, knowing that you're feeding the goose that lays the golden eggs - the  golden eggs of freedom, safety, justice, and free enterprise.   Some goose!   Some eggs!

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