My dream headline reads.................

Structured Procrastination:  Do Less, Deceive Yourself, And Succeed Long-Term.

"This is the essence of what I call structured procrastination, an amazing strategy I have discovered that converts procrastinators into effective human beings, respected and admired for all that they can accomplish and the good use they make of time. All procrastinators put off things they have to do. Structured procrastination is the art of making this bad trait work for you."
-John Perry, as extracted from here.
Genius.
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