36 Rules of Life......................

7.   Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

21.  Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

28.  People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them

The other thirty-two may be found here.