Even without coconut juice............

...............................................Nicholas Bate is a treasure:

4.  Every single problem commentators list for 2017 from Brexit to Trump to Asteroid Collision, you will ask: Can I fix this? If yes, do so. If no, execute your plan B. But stay resourceful, walk tall and love planet Earth: consistently voted the greatest planet in the known universe with great coffee, awesome rock 'n roll and mountains, beaches and deserts to make you want to settle here. And books. Oh, man the books.....Oh and fresh coconut juice...

-as extracted from his growing list of  22 Reasons Your 2017 Is Going To Be Awesome