More fun with the English language..............

As a public service, friend Bilbo suggests we all remember the differences between homophones, homonyms, and homographs.  He thoughtfully provided this handy diagram to help us history majors. He then quotes a language expert:  "comedian Steve Martin once said French was hard to learn because they have a different word for everything."

I was going to write some great story comprised mostly of homophones, but my brain started hurting.  Sew, in loo of that, hear is a list of sum 441 homophones, wright yore own dam grate storey.