My mother says I reopened Uncle Jake's private investigation agency because I'm always losing men, so it's natural for me to search for things that are missing. This would offend some women my age, but she had a stroke two years back and now her damaged brain relies on honesty instead of good manners, so I've got no choice but to take it in stride. One thing I've learned is, don't argue with the truth on those scarce occasions when you're lucky enough to know what the truth is.
-Randy Wayne White, Gone
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