Growing up at Sippican Cottage:
"I used to make a joke when our first son was born: I was dissatisfied with the quality of humans available on this planet, so I made my own. It doesn't seem like much of a joke to me anymore. I encourage everyone to make your own humans. Making a human involves much, much more than fifteen minutes in the back seat of a car. You've got to raise 'em up. Like the charming kids in the video, they'll help you raise themselves properly, if you'll just let them. Micromanagement won't produce a viable adult. Don't forget to sprinkle some Laissez faire in there, dudes and dudettes."
Lord knows I've sprinkled my share of laissez faire. Hope it pays off.