Wisdom and stuff from a Chipotle cup........

Sometimes when I'm lonely I talk to myself, but I call myself "you guys" ... Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone ... The two saddest consecutive sentences:  "He just wants attention.  Don't give it to him." ... People in cults don't call their cults cults ... You don't have to do what's expected of you ... Let's not wait for the apocalypse or an alien attack to love each other, y'all.
-as excerpted from Sarah Silverman's cup