Hey old woman, have you ever danced.......?

.....................................story here.  Moral here:

1 – Never be arrogant.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than 
       you are.
4 – Always make sure you know who has the 
       power.
5 – Don’t mess with old people; they didn’t get old 
       by being stupid.