Here of late, a number of Mark Twain witticisms have crossed my path. The man was a virtual quote machine. The problem with posting one or two or twelve is...how do you choose? Then the thought arose...bet you could make a blog just out of Twain's sayings. Turns out you can. Like here and here and probably seventeen other places. Anyway, enjoy a few Twain quotes:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."
"The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey."