Thursday, March 13, 2014

Jokes for smart folk.................

Bilbo points to this list of twenty jokes  "that only intellectuals will understand."  Two samples:

It is hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they  always take things literally.

 Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a Parisian sidewalk cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee please, with no cream."  The waitress responds, "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. Would you like it with no milk instead?"

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