Having learned my lesson, I've decided not to criticize the obscene amounts of money being spent by both sides to buy the presidency. Instead, I thought I might suggest a few alternative ways to improve the quality, if not the funding, of presidential campaigns. Here are four ideas ...
1. Instead of debates, require candidates to engage in UFC-style cage fights ... all proceeds would be used to cover campaign debts.
1a. Candidates incurring injuries in these fights would be required to obtain treatment via the healthcare.gov website, like Real People.
-As extracted from Bilbo's Random Thoughts. Hard to disagree with his other suggested improvements.