My favorite catalogue arrived in the mail.......

"Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?
-Jean Harlow

     Said he would be back in a minute.
     Which gives you enough time to change into something that will set the mood.  Fire is blazing in more ways than one.
     More decolletage? Or less?
     Can be arranged.
     What if it, accidentally, opens here?
     Or tied like this?
     You'll give him five more minutes and then text him.
     How long does it take to find a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal Brut 2002, and a crudites platter with a dip made from a fat-free mixture of yogurt and cottage cheese?
     Vintage Tea Length Nightgown (No. 2801), with lace-trimmed long sleeves.  Lace and fabric rose trim below bodice, continues on hem and front seams.  Eyelets, nylon chiffon rosebuds, and ribbons all strategically placed.  Contrasting fabric ties.  It slips off as easily as it goes on.  100% cotton.


J. Peterman's philosophy includes the phrase, "I think that giant corporations should start asking themselves if the things they make are really, I mean really, better than ordinary."
J. Peterman's catalogue is way better than ordinary.